Twenty seven Funny Haiku

Made by Bevan Barton

And all through the house,
not a creature was stirring.
Thank you, Terminix!

I visited a
nude beach just outside Berlin.
I am unhappy.

10 doctors agree
that 1 out of 10 doctors
is an idiot.

Anniversary
to PornHub, a website I
just now heard about.

Manson really loves
his fiancée by the way he
hasn’t murdered her.

Tweeting this from the
White House. The Obamas look
so peaceful sleeping.

Can someone give me
the contact info for El
Chapo’s contractor?

I’m developing
breasts! Wait, am I not texting
my doctor right now?

My son said he was
just going to use my phone
to play Angry Birds.

Cranston's fans send him
erotic mail. My fans send
me expired sunblock.

Someone please take an
Instagram of this Tweet and
then Vine about it.

Never bet on a
team named after an Edgar
Allan Poe poem.

I sent my Mom an
assortment of unsecured
Greek Treasury bonds.

Many other things.
I have very little time
for watching T.V.

Leader Kim Jong-Un
contemplates his mighty and
most potent missile.

I fired my writers
because for the next 4 years,
jokes will write themselves.

I would try soy hot
dogs, but I’m afraid they’re full
of soy lips and snouts.

Joke of the Day: I’m
hung like a horse, if the horse
is Eohippus.

Burger King says it’s
planning to transition to
a democracy.

20 dudes in my
living room – plans are all set
for Valentine’s Day!

I’m dressed as Hello
Kitty for Hello Kitty
Con, NOT Halloween.

America is
ready for a woman to
scale the White House fence.

For Mother’s Day I’m
giving my wife the one thing
she wants from me: space.

DON'T TELL ME WHO WON
THE ELECTION. I've got it
Tivoed. #NoSpoilers.

That IS a tube of
Chapstick in my pocket AND
I'm glad to see you.

The person behind
“Fun Sized” candy bars has been
tried for war crimes, right?

Girl too many treats
she’s got a double chin now.
Awwwww adorable!!