Twenty three haiku by @jonstewartdad

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Made by Bevan Barton

10 doctors agree
that 1 out of 10 doctors
is an idiot.

Yeah I smell it
too! and I gotta agree
it IS pretty skank!

I gotta agree
it IS pretty skank! Vote for
the Pirate Party!

Chinese buy Hummer,
they will come out with a new
tank-like vehicle!

King has a son still
in elementary school?
How old is that guy?

Mansion. Yeah like
that's happening. Tornadoes!
What's up in Tehran?

Jessica Simpson
doesn't play playstation. She
has a ply station!

Has Harry Potter
gotten swine flu yet? I think
he's next on the list.

Ukraine. Banned! Apple
claims new iPhone is too Bing
for Harry Potter.

Stop typing with your
erect penis and put your
talent to good use!

Week... Just try not to
get eaten... What do you call
a fish with no eyes?

Americans that
they have Thanksgiving, but on
a different day!

America owe
billions of dollars to? Free
Darko Milicic!

The War on Christmas
is coming to your doorstep
very soon! Again!

Is he using slave
labor? The Bush White House lost
millions of emails.

... Jessica Simpson
just got a book! She'll use it
to get a suntan!

Jessica Simpson
just got a book! She'll use it
to get a suntan!

Kim Kardashian is
gonna cry! I will cry if
I get 5 000!!

Howdid they become
rich/successful? By selling
wealth/success course.

Is it just me or
is everyone excited
for Cool Runnings IV?

5 Ridiculous
Myths About Sex Everyone
Believes: Http://t.co/Dbdlkudc6k.

Http… RT @cracked: Things to
do with your dog: go for a
run, play in the park.

RT @cracked: Things to
do with your dog: go for a
run, play in the park.